Enter to win a free eCopy of Dead Man Walking

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Dead Man Walking by Marty ShawPenny Dreadful is on the prowl but let’s not forget there are zombies out there too. The Horror Blog & Dark Home of Tyr Kieran is hosting a giveaway and five zombie fans are going to win a free copy of my zombies-in-prison short story, Dead Man Walking… and now’s a great time to join the undead fun because I’m currently working on a larger and more in-depth version of the tale because so many fans requested more from Griffin as he battles the zombie plague. This is your chance to find out where it all begins.

To enter for your chance to win, just leave a comment here answering this question – Would a prison be the best or worst place to be during the Zombie Apocalypse?

I’m looking forward to seeing your responses over at Tyr’s place. They can be serious, thought-provoking, or even funny. I can’t wait to see what you have to say.

Happy Easter

Happy Easter 8^)

 

Celebrate Presidents Day with Zombies. Dead Man Walking is free today [Updated]

Zombie Presidents by Greg Lambrakis

Celebrating the holiday with an extra day off tacked onto your weekend?

Spend your Monday with zombies in prison and get Dead Man Walking for free today.

The holiday deal ends at midnight tonight so what are you waiting for? Hop over to Amazon and find out how the zombie apocalypse starts.

UPDATE:

Well, just call me stupid. I accidentally set the free promotion for tomorrow instead of today, and it’s too late to make corrections because Amazon only allows promotions to start at midnight.

Soooo…. hope you stop by on Tuesday to get your free download of Dead Man Walking. Sorry about the mix-up :(

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Fresh from the Grave #1

 

Fresh from the Grave

Looking for something new to read?

Dead Hunger 2: The Gem Cardoza ChronicleDead Hunger II: The Gem Cardoza Chronicle

As Flex, his niece Trina, Gem, Hemp and Charlie brave the wild world teeming with the walking dead, they make up the rules as they go along. Flex Sheridan was an electrician before the world took a nasty turn; Gem, an artist. Hemp is a scientist who specializes in epidemics and also carries in his bag of tricks a mechanical engineering degree. Charlie is a metal and punk rocker in her mid-twenties who has learned how to take out two zombies at once with her crossbow. Each one of them has their own story.

This one is Gem’s chronicle.

They know they need to stay safe. But they also know that to hole up and hide away is to allow the creatures who crave human flesh to walk the world forever. Join with them as they struggle to balance their natural tendencies toward self-preservation with their strong desire to rid the world of the zombie scourge. Our band of machine gun-toting nomads moves from place to place in fortified vehicles, keeping their eyes peeled for survivors, and zombie battles ensue at nearly every turn. But this is not a world where love dies. This is a moment in history when human connections and things of beauty are more important than ever; things to be embraced and held tightly to.

So hop in the Crown Victoria with the ballistic steel body and the swiveling AK-47 on the top, and hang on to your seat as Gem powers the car through hoards of zombies and gets her precious Trina and Flex where they need to be. Learn what Hemp and Charlie discover in the lab – a huge clue to what caused the epidemic that has 90% of the world hunting the rest. But after you meet this group, youll begin to wonder: Who are the hunters, and who are the hunted?

Come on! It has a Crown Vic with a machine gun mounted on it. What more could you possibly want?

The Vegan Revolution with ZombiesThe Vegan Revolution… with Zombies

Presenting Stress Free Food!

Animal suffering is a thing of the past. Hipsters can now enjoy bacon without guilt. Thanks to a new miracle drug the cute little pig no longer feels a thing as she is led to the slaughter.

The only problem? Once the drug enters the food supply anyone who eats it is infected. From fast food burgers to free-range organic eggs, eating animal products turns people into shambling brain-dead zombies – not even vegetarians are safe!

In Portland, Oregon, vegans, freegans, abolitionists, hardliners and raw fooders have holed up in Food Fight, one of the country’s premier vegan grocery stores at the vegan mini-mall. There they must prepare for their final battle to take back the city from the hordes of roaming undead. Will vegans filet the flesh-eaters or will they become zombie chow?

When there’s no more meat in hell, the vegans will walk the earth.

Science runs amok and only vegans are left in non-zombie form? I’ll be honest and admit that I’d be among the first of the walking dead because I have to have my steak and chicken.

Zombie Fairy Tales Hansel and Gretel are DeadHansel and Gretel Are Dead (Zombie Fairy Tales #2)

After being infected by the zombie pestilence, Hansel and Gretel are left to die in the woods. Sick and hungry, they find their way to the home of a lonely old woman who happens to be a cannibal. But when Hansel and Gretel refuse to stay dead, the old hag finds she may have bitten off more than she can chew.

About Zombie Fairy Tales:

Hansel and Gretel Are Dead is the second in a monthly series of short stories set in a dark fairy tale universe plagued by zombies. Surreal and full of black humor, installments feature familiar childhood characters as they encounter a world of stark violence and horror – Cinderella is worked to death before the ball, Pinocchio is made from children’s corpses, and Little Red Riding Hood finds more than wolves in the forest.

New titles will appear on the 13th of each month throughout 2012. The series features overlapping elements, characters, and places for a more immersive experience for the dedicated fan, but can also be read as stand-alone entries in any order. Get infected now.

I love mash-ups and twisted fairy tales so I’m going to have to add the whole series to my TBR pile.

I visited Mandy’s Morgue of Horror and lived to talk about it

Mandy's Morgue of Horror

Think you know about zombies? They weren’t always the flesh-eating creatures you might be familiar with today. Stop by Mandy’s Morgue of Horror for my guest post, Zombies: From Undead Muscle to Brain-Eating Stars.

Looking forward to seeing you over there.

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Free eBooks #3

freebie ghostOops! Skipped a day with the free eBooks. Not my fault though because the zombies came by and I had to hide in the underground bunker.

LZR-1143: PerspectivesLZR-1143: Perspectives

In a world overrun by the living dead, every victim has a story. These are some of those stories. This collection of six short stories from a world ravaged by the LZR-1143 virus tell the tale of six different people, all of whom fell victim, in different ways, to the deadly plague.

From the pilot of a commercial aircraft, overwhelmed in midair, to the lonely soldier stranded high above a world of the undead, the six characters each face their own fears and mortality in different ways.

This 20,000 word short-story collection features a unique selection of characters from the original zombie novel by Bryan James, LZR-1143: Infection, and from the recently released sequel, LZR-1143: Evolution. Each character appears only fleetingly in the longer novels, but each has their own unique thread in the LZR-1143 storyline, all of which are exposed in these short excerpts from their final hours alive.

The collection includes The Pilot, The Boy, The Inmate, The Fry Cook, The Subway Passenger, and The Sniper. In The Pilot, a commercial aviator sees his last flight end in a way he never could have imagined. In The Boy, a family trip is cut short, and a lonely homecoming is not at all as he anticipated. We see the surprising genesis and true identity of a traveling companion in The Inmate, while The Fry Cook reveals the final moments of a teenage fast food worker. In The Subway Passenger, we learn that in the case of zombie apocalypse, you’d probably rather be aboveground. And in The Sniper, the surprising truth that there are some fates that cannot be fought, even with a fifty caliber rifle.

The HorriblesThe Horribles

Since witnessing the brutal death of his parents, Sheldon Delaney swore to never step foot outside again. The Horribles are out there. They’re everywhere, threatening the residents of Poe’s Creek. Sheldon’s life changes again when a savage motorcycle gang parades through town with a deafening roar, leather, chrome, and evil. They’re here for the children. Nothing will get in their way. The Horribles have arrived for real this time and for Sheldon to do anything about it, he has to confront every fear he’s ever had or risk being choked by his poisonous memories.

House GuestHouse Guest

Chastity Bream doesn’t dance anymore. She also can’t walk, speak or think. She’s fed through a tube, turned twice a day and left alone in her bed. That is except for him – the one in her closet, who comes out to tend to her needs. And his.

Kill Zombies With the Brain-Sucking Zomb-EZ

Zomb-EZ

This is just too funny, and I love the way it sticks with the zombie apocalypse theme, asking for canned goods or potable water as payment instead of cash.

It’s a little bloody, in a B-movie type of way, so don’t watch if you’re a little on the squeamish side.

While it looks cool, I think I’ll stick with the tried-and-true shotgun/chainsaw combo because the Zomb-EZ doesn’t seem to help the woman very much at the end of the commercial… or maybe that’s just because she let her guard down.

Source: CraveOnline

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The Graveyard Zombie Has Passed Away; RIP Bill Hinzman

Bill Hinzman in Night of the Living DeadGeorge A. Romero’s 1968 classic, Night of the Living Dead, wasn’t the big screen’s first run-in with zombies but that’s the film that introduced us to those shambling, undead creatures that we think of when the word ‘zombie’ is mentioned.

While Romero’s film introduced this new generation of zombies, an actor by the name of Bill Hinzman had the honor of being the first undead flesh-eater that was encountered  in the movie. Referred to simply as ‘graveyard zombie,’ Hinzman was the zombie in the suit that lumbered after Barbara and Johnny in the early part of the film. After Johnny spoke the now iconic line, “They’re coming to get you, Barbara,” he had the honor (?) of becoming the graveyard zombie’s victim.

The latest news from MSNBC is that Hinzman passed away on Sunday night from cancer at the age of 75.

In addition to appearing in many other films, including There’s Always Vanilla and The Crazies, he also directed Majorettes and FleshEater, where he almost seemed to be reprising the role of the graveyard zombie.

Bill Hinzman in Flesh Eater

Rest in peace, Mr. Hinzman. You deserve it after helping to introduce the world to “real” zombies.

Zombie Corpse Doll to keep you company after you go to sleep

Zombie Corpse Doll

This little angel came to my attention via LinkedIn and I couldn’t resist sharing.

Everyone sleeps a little better when they have a special friend watching their back and the Zombie Corpse Doll will always be there for you… watching you with its one unblinking eye.

If this sweet thing is calling out to you, it can be purchased by Living Dead Girl Nicole, but don’t drag your feet because there are only 10 available.

Disclaimer: I am not affiliated in anyway with Etsy or Living Dead Girl Nicole. I just thought this was cool and wanted to share.

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Run for Your Lives 5K Obstacle Course: Stay fit and stay alive

Run for Your Lives 5K Obstacle Course

Ever wanted to take part in a marathon or run an obstacle course but didn’t think you could stay motivated for the whole thing? Think a legion of the walking dead could keep you inspired to run?

Run For Your Lives is a 5K race, obstacle course, and zombie apocalypse all rolled into one. Curious to find out if you could survive an uprising of the undead? This is the best way to find out… and to prepare for the real zombie apocalypse.

The course includes 12 obstacles, with some being natural and others being man-made. As their site describes it, “there will be mud, water and maybe some blood.”

There are currently 11 locations hosting what looks to be a great zombie adventure, but more locations are expected to be added soon. You can sign up to be a zombie for the event if you prefer to be predator instead of prey or you can become a volunteer that helps to keep the event running smoothly. Of course, if you simply prefer to watch, you can purchase a ticket and just hang out with both the living and the dead.

After the race, regardless of whether you become zombie chow or not, there will be live entertainment and music, local celebrities, vendors, food, and beer.

You can find out when and where all the zombie apocalypses are happening by visiting Run for Your Lives.

Will you be running when the zombies come?

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